Wednesday, July 23, 2014

1984 Meets LOTR, Последний кольценосец

     Has anyone ever read a totalitarian fantasy novel? I can't help but think that might be an incredibly interesting premise for a story, something along the lines of 1984 or Brave New World, but with illithids disguised as Elves ruling over mankind or something. There are hints of totalitarianism in much of fantasy literature, but they are only used to make the bad guys seem more evil with the THREAT of totalitarianism, but like Voldemort, Sauron, they always fail. Also, themes of dictatorship are sprinkled throughout fantasy literature, like Thranduil in 'The Hobbit 2.'

But it's okay because he's pretty.

     The only out and out 'Totalitarian Fantasy' novel I can think of is 'The Last Ringbearer,' a novel that has had trouble getting published in English-speaking countries because it is an unapologetic rip-off of LOTR. The short of it, is that the novel, originally written in Russia as Последний кольценосец, retells the story of LOTR except that Morder is a peaceful Eastern civilization while the Western nations of Gondor and Rohan are war-mongering empires. It might be more interesting if it weren't so depressing and also such a flagrant and heavy-handed attack on the West by a Russian/pro-orc author.

     Totalitarian stories are so common in sci-fi, but practically non-existent in fantasy. Perhaps because people buy fantasy looking for what they wish the world was, while people buy sci-fi novels to read about their worst fears of our world coming true.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

BTW I'm not dead.

     Contrary to what you may think, I am not dead! And neither was this blog! I have just been busy laboring, sending out my manuscript to literary agents, writing new short stories and sending them out to other people. I am going to keep writing and updating this blog with thoughts on the literary scene and hopefully I'll have some of my stories to publish, which will be linked. I will not be updating daily, but trust me, I have many a thought to pour out onto the world about story-crafting, and I shall!

Predicting the Future: Duct Tape

     Occasionally I write sci-fi stories and one of the hardest parts of writing sci-fi is: how will the future change and what technologies will be invented/come to prevalence? Writing sci-fi that takes place 1 or 2 years in the future is easy, because you can say that all current day technology is the same except the technology that's relevant to your story. The farther you move in time, the harder it gets, until you reach the hundred year mark and you basically have to play the role of a witch doctor in your predictions.

     There is a cheat though; I've found that in the history of humanity, every time there is a genuine problem there will always be a duct tape solution. Let's look at the history of medicine for example: every time there has been a major epidemic science has managed to come up with a treatment and, rarely, a cure, as int he cases of polio and smallpox. But more often than not, killers like AIDS, cancer, diabetes are researched until they have a workable treatment rather than an actual cure. Conspiracy theorists claim it's because doctors and hospitals want to make money off of expensive treatments rather than curing a disease. But there are two damning flaws to this conspiracy theory: (1) every doctor and researcher on the planet wants to be known as the person who found the cure to a major disease, so there is no way that if a cure is found it will stay hidden. (2) The conspiracy theory that cures are hidden to make people take expensive treatments relies on the logical fallacy that pharma companies need a logical excuse to charge people ridiculous prices. They don't, they raise prices all the time for no better reason other than people can't fight them.

     The truth about why we don't have a cure for AIDS or cancer is simply: it's hard. And once you reach the duct tape solution the incentive to cure a disease with a workable treatment falls off the map. Example: When AIDs was a huge epidemic and anyone who contracted it had a very short amount of time to live, there were companies and organizations working around the clock to cure AIDS. They did a tremendous amount of good and now a person with AIDS can live for 20 years if they take care of themselves. While AIDS as a killer in the United States has rapidly declined, cancer is the biggest killer and depending on which cancer you are diagnosed with the survival period is relatively small. As such, the largest amount of funding dollars, media coverage and research is towards cancer research.

     And this is how technology works: as long as you can find a solution that works relatively well, chances are things won't change. That's why doctors and lots of older professionals in Japan still use pagers instead of holograms. It's why subway systems and cars haven't all been replaced by tubes. And why duct tape will still be used for the next hundred years of human history. Yes, that is my prediction. Duct tape will be used for the next century. Why? Because duct tape is the single best 'Plan B' there is.

The perfection of technology.

     Whenever people need to actually weld something together, there are Plan As, but as far as Plan Bs duct tape is so reliable that astronauts have been using it for forty years.

Apollo 17's wheel. Because NASA is professional.

     I'm sure someone could come up with a better product than duct tape, but there doesn't seem to be any demand. There are already better solutions to duct tape, but all those are Plan As; costlier and more permanent. If a director needs to attach a camera to a dummy for multiple runs up a roller coaster they can make a mini-crane to hold it in place. But if they just need one shot they will duct tape a roller coaster or a snowboard, or someone's helmet.

     Because of the sci-fi law of Duct Tape Solutions, I'd say duct tape will be around for another hundred years. Though I'm not sure what kind of sci-fi story you could write about it...

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

New Landscapes

Canada is pretty idyllic. At least, Ontario with its thousands of lakes and western Alberta and British Columbia with their mountains. Everything in between was flat cornfields and tiny towns that never took off.





Despite this, I think I need to visit a part of the world that isn't North America or Europe. The landscape in Canada is so similar to Germany, England and Oregon. I think I need to go to Asia. My friend is trying to get me to go to southern India next Spring...

Monday, July 14, 2014

List #1: Because we must make them!

I'm making a list of things that seem like great ideas to begin with, but are awful once you get them.

1. Hammocks
2. Pancakes
3. Bean bag chairs
4. Water beds
5. Waking up early
6. This list.

Feel free to add to this.

Saturday, July 12, 2014

The Best Inconvenient Trip

The Canada trip was awesome! Toronto is one of my new favorite cities!


Winnipeg was...cool to visit for a while.


Edmonton seems like a mini, Canadian Portland.


     Vancouver...I hear Vancouver is supposed to be great, and Stanley Park were cool, Vancouver was having a crazy day when I went. I walked out and didn't even visit any trashy areas. I walked out and there was a dude who was clearly drugged out just staring at people while waving his arms around. Then a few blocks later I saw a discarded needle in the street. Not ten minutes later a guy was screaming for some barely clothed, overweight lady, who ran across the street to chase after him. I was pretty sure she was a prostitute from the get-up, and she didn't just smell of pot but left a cloud of it behind. Then two separate duos nearly got into fights later. I hope this wasn't an every day thing for Toronto.

     The train rides are pretty wearing. Apparently, Via Rail used to have priority over freight cars, but now passenger cars give way to freight so there are frequent delays lasting hours, so if you are going to take trains in Canada don't expect them to be on time. Longer trips were delayed by 3 hours. And it's almost impossible to sleep in the uncomfortable chairs. I really lucked out by meeting some awesome people in the first train ride, but otherwise I am done with trains for a while. I would take a SNCF train in France that lasts 45 minutes, but a 30 hour Canadian one? No thanks!

     So yes, Canada is great. I will definitely have to come back for Quebec and Vancouver to see some of my newfound friends. Tomorrow, it's back to the States! AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! (July 13)

Is Anyone Else Ready for the Apocalypse?